“So is that what he’s called or just what we call him?”
“Yes.”
“50 on Red, sir. And 50 on Black, if you will. Thank you, sir.”
“0, Green”
“Well, dammit.”
If no one will stop this, I guess I’ll just have to. Plain and simple.
Of which lake?
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